she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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