if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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