I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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