ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
