it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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