two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
