Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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