So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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