can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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