bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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