my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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