Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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