this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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