yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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