Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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