So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
True college students do jello shots in the library
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