Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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