You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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