i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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