Sponge bath it is.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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