Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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