Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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