...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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