did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
