We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
