i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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