The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i dont even know how to be here
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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