She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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