The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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