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Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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