You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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