I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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