Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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