can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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