I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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