are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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