susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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