She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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