would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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