Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She is in my trunk
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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