Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
