ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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