i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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