Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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