Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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