Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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