WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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