i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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