you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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