Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We had sex on a dog bed..
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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