there was a trapeze. enough said
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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